Not Me! Monday

Click the link on the left to see the original Not Me! on My Charming Kids.

I did not eat two chocolate cakes within a few days to celebrate Thanksgiving.
I did not wake up at midnight last night to clean up vomit.
I did not consider using pillowcases as wrapping paper.
I did not just send an angry email to a church.
I did not join http://www.rememberthemilk.com/ last Monday only to completely ignore it as an organzing tool all week.
I did not register for classes at the local community college at 530 am to "beat the rush"